BHBOY's Badhaps

THE PRINGLE AND THE PINHEAD - I was involved in a car accident
i'm drivin in the melbs CBD tonight with my woman and headed towards a red light. notice the car in front of me has stopped at the lights in the MIDDLE of the road, like one half on either lane. i ... 2 Comments

losin my crash virginity... - I was involved in a car accident
it's the first week of driving in my first car and i'm takin three of my buds to our basketball game, feeling like a real-life fully grown adult and all that. pull up to the lights to take a right ... 1 Comments

GRAND BADHAP AUTO - I got a god damn fine
Last week I get home after a long-ass day at work and in the mailbox find the following: my annual car registration bill, my first credit card bill, AND a rather hefty speeding fine!! ALL AT ONCE!!... 0 Comments

Pop This - I lost my job
i'd been workin at a cinema chain for 2 years, one of those casual jobs where you make a bunch of tight friends and you're yappin all the time and texting and shit but the SECOND one of you leaves ... 0 Comments

Crimin N' Rhymin - My car was stolen
i parked my wheels outside some council flats, caught a (shitty) movie, then came returnville and it had ding dong disappeared. just like the cops said it would, it showed up a fortnight later a fe... 0 Comments

Double Trubble - "Bad news I'm pregnant" or "What'd you mean you're pregnant?"
man i knocked up my lady-pal TWICE in six months! i'm so potent i could get your fridge pregnant. chill but cos we had both of 'em taken care of cos by the time i'd be drivin' 'em to soccer practic... 3 Comments