cringing_lizzie's Badhaps

Broke my leg - Completely his fault! - Friend or foe? Is there a difference?
One night, I had my best friend, Luke, over for a sleepover. He looked kind of excited for some reason. I asked him what was up. His reply; "Nothing's wrong, Liz, I'm just really excited about some... 1 Comments

Stupid co-worker - I had the worst day at work
When I went to work my boss called me in. I walked up to him with the brightest smiles when he replied back simply with a frown on his face; "Get rid of that stupid jackass grin and get me a cup of... 2 Comments

Exam siesta - I've never been so embarrassed
Once, in a two-hour exam, I finished very early so I decided to lay my head down and close my eyes for a while. I fell asleep. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only ... 1 Comments

One-liner idiot - I've been dumped
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner! 4 Comments