Ever had a chili cheese sandwich - they rock, take 2 slices bread toast lightly, butter gently, add nice slice of cheese, crumble a dried chili on to it and microwave for 30 secs. all well and good, but REMEMBER to wash your hands well after and by no means go for a piss without doing this as chili + bellend = about a hour and half of proper pain. Didn't have any yoghurt but butter did help a bit...