Presents - Housemates from hell
Not sure if my cat counts as a housemate but I thought this was the most appropriate place to put my latest little story ... I was fishing about in my handbag this morning looking for my purse ... - 2 Comments

Birds=Broken wrist? - I've never been so embarrassed
So. The other day i was just simply minding my own beez wax. when i saw a little bird out of nowhere hop along. i looked at it and realized it had a broken wing. so the animal loser i am i aproache... - 0 Comments

Surely not!!! - I've never been so embarrassed
Surely this kind of thing only happens in the movies? I get home late at night after the longest craziest day at work. I've got an early start in the morning so am in a rush to see my bed... I j... - 2 Comments

Dirty smells and indecent exposure - Hell is commuting
So I live in London and I'm catching the tube (underground train) home tonight. If you don't know London's tube, there's a row of seats along each side of the wall. I sat on one end of an empty r... - 0 Comments

Never invite an ex to your wedding - My wedding was a disaster
I was a bit reluctant to say yes when my husband to be asked if he could invite one of his ex girlfriends to our wedding, but we'd been together 8 years and I didn't think it would do any harm. ... - 1 Comment

So the jig is up...no Down! - I've never been so embarrassed
When i was in the 8th grade i admired a lot of my older girl cousins. All 14 of my girl cousins are amazing, but there were 2 that i wanted to be exactly like Gabriela, and Maricela. Whom we loving... - 1 Comment

THE PRINGLE AND THE PINHEAD - I was involved in a car accident
i'm drivin in the melbs CBD tonight with my woman and headed towards a red light. notice the car in front of me has stopped at the lights in the MIDDLE of the road, like one half on either lane. i ... - 2 Comments

P*ss poor penalty - I got a god damn fine
When i parked my car outside my mates flat on a quiet Saturday morning the last thing i expected was a parking ticket when it was only about half an hour before it was fee to park there anyway. ... - 0 Comments

Bus lane blues :( - I got a god damn fine
i got a £60 fine for going in a bus lane for like 5 secs, and there wasn't even a flammin' bus being held up – outrageous! I swear they do it just to make some quick money out of us. I hate towe... - 1 Comment

robbed - I've been robbed
i brought a roof box for my car as we were going away and need more room in car i brought it from fasteronline .com they were great at first they took payment and said i could have free delivery th... - 0 Comments

mom & "the home" - Other Badhaps
My mother came out of her Alzheimer's fog over the weekend just long enough to realize that the pretty new apartment we moved her into is actually a Nursing Home. She is now going back & forth betw... - 2 Comments

Too high in Amsterdam - I've never been so embarrassed
I'm in Amsterdam with mates and last night I did too many shrooms and lost control of my bowels. Yes, I shat my pants in public. I don't ever want to leave this hotel room. - 3 Comments