Hapless Harriet's Badhaps

The date that never happened - My mobile phone has been lost/stolen
At a party recently, I met the hottest, sweetest, lovely guy - the man of my dreams. We had a pash, exchanged numbers, and sent a few texts over the next few days. On the day he was going to call... 2 Comments

I (almost) poked my eye out - I've never been so embarrassed
For as long as I can remember, I've kept my alarm clock under my bed, so I have to lean right over to turn it off, which seems to have a better chance of waking me up, instead of me falling straigh... 0 Comments

Bad Smash - I was involved in a car accident
One night at a party in the middle of nowhere in the country, not long after I first got my license, I had a fight with my boyfriend and decided to go home. Not the best time to decide this as I w... 0 Comments

The worst night of my life - Worst holiday ever
In Thailand we decided to go to a 5 star restaurant one night for dinner. I ordered two oysters as an entree, reasoning that it would be ok as the joint was 5 star (even though there were far less... 2 Comments

Smoking is bad for your financial health - I got a god damn fine
As if they don't cost enough already. As I was pulling up out the front of my house, I threw a cigarette butt on the ground, and lo-and-behold there was an undercover cop car behind me. I was fin... 0 Comments

I'm so hot I catch on fire - Fire!
My @rse caught on fire! That's what! I was so drunk at a party I leant against a drum with a fire in it and burnt a hole in my brand new jacket. So I told everyone 'I'm so hot I catch on fire'. 0 Comments