The Central like got completely suspended last night due to a "radio malfunction". It was probably some silly twat just causing feedback in the office. Anyways, this stranded me in Bethnal Green with no other tube line to find an alternative route.
Whilst leaving the platform after being told by the intercom the line was utterly fucked they decided to add insult to injury with an automated message saying "there is currently a good service on the Central Line". This did raise a few laughs though.
Long story short, it took me 2 hours to get home when it should have taken 25 minutes. So I've come to the conclusion that TFL can go and bend over and shove their head up their arsehole which was left gaping after Ken Livingston had his merry way with them.