toilet trouble
I can't believe how drunk I was
after a particular heavy night on the town and indulging in substances that i really shouldn't have. i was stumbling and dribbling my way around my parents house desperately looking for the toilet in a desperate attempt to relieve myself from the kebab i had eaten earlier that night.
after emptying my bowels into what i thought was my parents upstairs loo i finally collapsed into bed.
it was only in the morning when i awoke i realised that what i thought was the upstairs toilet was in fact the upstairs landing.
realising what i had done i leapt into action hoping to remove any evidence of the horrid deed. grabbing bottles and cloths from the kitchen cupboard i set about cleaning the horrendous mess up.
standing back, admiring my handy work i noticed the bottle of washing up liquid i had used to clean with was in fact a bottle of bleach. which quickly set about creating a lovely white patch in my mum's green carpet.
to this day she doesn't know what really happened as i managed to convince her a dropped a mug of tea and accidentally used bleach to clean it up.
oops!
