Tony's mom has got it goin on
I can't believe how drunk I was
Well we had plan on the monday that we would have a drink that Saturday. There were five of us and we were only 15. We agreed that we would stay at my friend Tony's house, he had a basement and a huge back yard covered by massive trees both perfect for drinking without getting caught by his mom. We started drinking at six o'clock (pretty early)in the basement me and Tony were very drunk by 8:00 as all we did was drink the other two were fine,John was pretending to be drunk but he clearly wasnt. We went out to the backyard it was pitch black we couldnt see anything then AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH. I stood on a peice of wood with a nail in it. I pulled it out of my foot then we went back into the basement. John then started pulling down his pants we laughed hysterically at the size of his miniature 'mojo'. Some time passed then we noticed that Tony was away just as that thought entered my mind his mom walked through the door and told us to give her the drink and to go up to the bathroom and look at Tony......... We walked into the bathroom and Tony's head was in the the toilet, we laughed then went to bed.. I woke up at 2am and saw that John was missing, i woke the others and told them. Then we heard a loud scream we ran into Tony's mom's room and there was John with his pants down..
We were thrown out.
The End
