Freudian Slips

So at work we've got this inter-office online messaging service thats supposed to 'increase efficiency' and 'save money' but basically means employees sit at their desk chatting with the person sitting next to them. Like any other normal employee, my mornings start with a healthy dose of random chatting. There's a girl who sits across the floor from me (we've got one of those open floor layouts) and we usually just comment on other people around us. Today morning she was running around with papers so I sent her a short message 'you look awfully busy today'.

A while later she passes by my desk smiling and saying 'it's not like they get bigger overnight'. Slightly confused I carry on with work except when I check my chat window next to my horror I noticed I had typed 'busty' instead of 'busy'. I felt like locking myself in the one of the bathroom stalls for the rest of the day....

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