When I went to work my boss called me in. I walked up to him with the brightest smiles when he replied back simply with a frown on his face; "Get rid of that stupid jackass grin and get me a cup of coffee."
Sulkily, I made the stupid cup of coffee and gave it to him. He immediately spat it out and yelled at me for being a stupid ass. I got written up for not making the drink right.
While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you."