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I lost my job
i'd been workin at a cinema chain for 2 years, one of those casual jobs where you make a bunch of tight friends and you're yappin all the time and texting and shit but the SECOND one of you leaves the job it just ain't the same ever again know what i mean? i didn't wanna leave the job but the current posse had been in power for a while and the cracks were startin to show and the RATS were bout to jump ship so i threw a work-only housewarming party to galvanise the crew around me like "nobody's quittin! we're all poppin corn and rippin tickets until we're 40, swear on it!!!!!" so i put together an invite using heads from facebook that i pasted on pictures and wrote lol captions and like 90% of it was cool cos i was down with the person whose mug had been snipped but the slight fraction i made fun of whilst not actually being their pal registered a complaint to the authorities. i get hauled into head office for a sit-down with the big cheese and HR and they chew my ass out and make me explain every inch of the invite including the sections referencing SEX and RACISM then opt not to fire me but to send me to another site SOOOOO the one nigga who worked to keep the kids together gets shipped off to siberia the irony breaks my heart........
