Bad Smash
I was involved in a car accident
One night at a party in the middle of nowhere in the country, not long after I first got my license, I had a fight with my boyfriend and decided to go home. Not the best time to decide this as I was completely smashed and in the middle of nowhere. I jumped in my car, reversed HARD... straight into my friend's ute. Thinking I'd just 'tapped' it (I had actually sent the tray up into a giant tepee-like smash-up), I continued down the dirt track at about 60 kms an hour. With no lights on. After not long, I figured I probably wasn't very safe, so decided to park in the trees and sleep for the night. I thought I should get out first just to see if I'd 'scratched' the car. Upon realising I'd actually completely destroyed the rear end, I started screaming at the top of my lungs and walking down the road back to the party. By this stage, my sister (who was also at the party) had called my PARENTS, who suddenly appeared beside me. It was 4 o'clock in the morning and they lived about 40 minutes away. Needless to say, we didn't get along so great for a while.
Not to be outdone, a few years later I was out the front of a party, again in a bad mood with my boyfriend, when I reversed hard into a stranger's car in front of about 50 other people. With my bf screaming in my ear, "drive off! drive off!", well, I did. Of course those 50 stupid witnesses didn't keep their mouths shut and I ended up at the police station the next day. Maggots.
