I recently returned to Australia after being home in Ireland for 18 months. Before I went away my partners friends daughter asked me where I was going, so instead of explaining it I just said I was flying to Mars for a holiday. Anyway, on my return I she asked me for two purple fluffy aliens as a gift from Mars. Me thinking that you could buy purple fluffy aliens qui easily said yup not a bother.
Whilst in Chadstone guess what I saw...yup a purple fluffy alien that crawled all over your arm like a worm, cool I thought. So I bought one (last one left wu whooo), took it home feeling happy that I got her wee purple fluffy alien. I placed it on my hand and wiggled my hips as the man said and it didn't farkin work...far out dude it doesn't bleedin work.
Not much of a rip off but thats my story.
Happy Days