moaning a.k.a. abduction

ok, so i met this guy in miami, and i thought he was absolutely perfect. the next day we meet up at his hotel, we walk over to the beach and get tipsy. we go on the lifeguard's little view houses that are all over the beach...we start kissing and he takes it a little too far...i start moaning (quite loudly actually) and eventually i tell him to stop cuz i realize that he's takin advantage of me. as we come down from the little shed i notice a man/hobo right below us in the dark (creepy. anyways we are walking thru a parkin lot coming out from the beach wen we run into like 3 police cars and 5 policemen. they stop us and they say "stay right here we need some information" first thing that crosses my mind is "o great im 16 im wearing a bikini and booty shorts, its 3am, im with a 19 yr old dude who has a water bottle of pure liquor.." so the cop asks us is we heard any screaming and we say no, he asks some dude on the radio to give a clothing description and we hear the voice from the radio saying "black male, about 5'4 wearing all white.." next thing that crosses mi mind is "what a coinsidence thats the exact description of my date" so ofcourse the policeman asks our names our age (which the guy lied about and said he was 17) and then they told us that they could take us to the police station and have our parents pick us up because it was 3 hrs past curfew for teens. WTF? anyways, they told us that they believed some girl got abducted and to go to our hotel immediately...well turns out the homeless dude called the police wen i was moaning (screaming) and reported a rape...awsome...lesson learned: dont get caught past curfew, wit an older guy, with liquor and ABSOLUTELY resist moaning in public...someone mite report an "abduction" ...

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