07/08/2009
P*ss poor penalty -
I got a god damn fine
When i parked my car outside my mates flat on a quiet Saturday morning the last thing i expected was a parking ticket when it was only about half an hour before it was fee to park there anyway.
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07/08/2009
Bus lane blues :( -
I got a god damn fine
i got a £60 fine for going in a bus lane for like 5 secs, and there wasn't even a flammin' bus being held up – outrageous! I swear they do it just to make some quick money out of us.
I hate towe...
10/08/2008
toilet trouble -
I can't believe how drunk I was
after a particular heavy night on the town and indulging in substances that i really shouldn't have. i was stumbling and dribbling my way around my parents house desperately looking for the toilet ...