Birds=Broken wrist?

So. The other day i was just simply minding my own beez wax. when i saw a little bird out of nowhere hop along. i looked at it and realized it had a broken wing. so the animal loser i am i aproached it cautiously. when i went to pick it up it started to freak out and got up and flew away! then as i was standing up a bunch of birds came up and started attacking me!

so i had to go to the hospital and explain how birds broke my wrist. they didnt, i tripped over a kids bike and fell. before i could explain that the nurse was laughing.

not cool.

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