I had like eight friends over one evening for “Christmas drinks” last Christmas. My parents agree to go out for a few hours, giving us the opportunity to get a little drunk. So they go out, and within 15 minutes people are completely fucked out of their minds. I was walking around worrying about my parents returning shortly and that no one was listening to me. My dog was in the corner of my parents’ bedroom shaking with fear from all the music. People were going crazy and flashing and doing all this crazy stuff. I was shitting it so I tried to text my friend about my problems - I said “I’m fucked they’re all pissed and my parents are getting home really soon!” Within seconds, I realize I’ve sent this message not to my friend, but to my mum.