Nude in front of girls
This incindent happenned just last week. i am a boy at the age of 20.Me and my 4 girls friend ( not girlfriend ) were always dare each other every week. We always dare something stupid like standin... -
Fender bender my mom's car!
Grr driving to work, and breaked to soon :( car is fine and running but the side is smashed in oh i just wanted to die -__- -
nude in the hallway
ok a couldnt sleep so i was pretending to have sex wth my pillow and my pants were down and my shirt was up so i was bored and so i dared myself to go into the hallway cuz i thout every body was a... -
silent fart
i went shoppin with my friend and i wanted to use the toilet really bad.on route to her home she kept searchin for a short cut to the highway but seems to be goin further from her home . by now i ... -
Anonymous | 14/06/2010
Boyfriend's little bro is cool
Mhm, so. Decided to do something out of the ordinary with the boyfriend. Well, no more than 4.5 seconds later, his little brother walks in. Awesome. Just freakin' awesome. -
I (almost) poked my eye out
For as long as I can remember, I've kept my alarm clock under my bed, so I have to lean right over to turn it off, which seems to have a better chance of waking me up, instead of me falling straigh... -
wrong bus
well.. i attended slocomb high school, but lived in dale county.. my mom hated having to drive me for almost an hour for school everyday.. my aunt lived in where we thought was zoned for slocomb..... -
Anonymous | 26/04/2010
Good teacher can't do math
As an educator I use mistakes as teachable moments. I teach American History and our students take a state exam at the end of the year. For 2 days our history department worked with 8th grade stude... -
Losing it!
Well, to start off...i was very much late to work, and i knew that my boss will be waiting for me with anger of a hundred tigers. To cut it..short the office was full of practically everyone was t... -
wet myself
one day my parents were on vacation and i was home alone so i decided to have a party. i called my friends to come ... and then my bff tickled me so hard i felt i was going to die laughing and i we... -
You pregnant, ain't ya? You ain't???
Tater went to hear a feller he knew play the piano at a bar. His wife was signin there at the bar, and although Tater never met her before, he heard she was pregnant. When they was on a break, ol T... -
Christmas party ,,,
I had like eight friends over one evening for “Christmas drinks” last Christmas. My parents agree to go out for a few hours, giving us the opportunity to get a little drunk. So they go out, and w... -
Anonymous | 13/02/2010
bad pool day
Once (a year ago when i was 12 in summer going into 7th grade) while in our family's tiny above ground pool with my older broth and sister a very embarrissing thing happened.my brother wo was 19 at... -
Anonymous | 13/02/2010
Horrible day
this happened a year ago when i was 12 during the summer between 6th and 7th grade and i am a guy. me, my brother,sister, and 8 of my cousin went to knobelas amusement park(which had water and othe... -
Anonymous | 13/02/2010
bad day
well im 13 and i wet the bed until the summer and this story takes place in the summmer. late at night i wet the bed ALOT and went to sleep on the coach. somehow my older brother, sister and my bro... -
Do Not ever in your life, pee in a cup.
I was at a fancy wedding i did not give 2 walrus shits about...It was at some famous guy's home..some Violinist or whatever ,sure he got plenty of ass when he was younger...
I felt a major piss ... -
Anonymous | 26/01/2010
Reunion night
me and my neighborhood friends had a reunion party at a nearby bar. I was facing a trial the next day and wanted to take the stress out of the case and drink with my buddies. I got so f**ked up tha... -
Shark!!
It was the summer of 2006. Vacationing at Disney World Orlando Fl. I was going to snorkle at Sharks Reef in Typhoon Bay. Well, it was awesome, the most beautiful colors of fish you could imagine, L... -
Anonymous | 31/12/2009
Porcelain Download
oh dear. So i woke up this morning feeling reeeeaaallly cold. I stayed in bed for what must have been a couple of hours trying to get warm... as in bed would be warmer than out of bed.
I caved, ... -
dancing like crazy... NOT!!
Well, when we had our philippine science of tthe youth society camp held in our scchool, all schools from our region joines so that would be like more than 50 schools. we had to prepare a cheer ro... -
Anonymous | 19/12/2009
I'm so fuck!
I'm a student at technological university.Just yesterday me and other five guys go on a little picnic as our self ,on school time.We drink so much and get back to school.We should not have get back... -
The clencher
I was hanging out with my girfriend for a few hours the night before Thanksgiving break because it would be a week before seeing her again. I had a little indigestion, and at some point early in th... -
Carrot Boy
When I Was 5 I Was Sleeping In My Room And My Stupid Sexually Abused Brother Went In To My Room And Stuck a "Carrot" Up My Butt And I Accidently Blurted It Out In Front Of All My Classmates Outside... -
him
he is my husband 25 years. i know he is having a stress test tomorrow - i try hard nice easy day, doing everything right, chicken for dinner, tell kids to tell dad they love him instead of winding... -
Anonymous | 14/10/2009
Birds=Broken wrist?
So. The other day i was just simply minding my own beez wax. when i saw a little bird out of nowhere hop along. i looked at it and realized it had a broken wing. so the animal loser i am i aproache... -
Exam siesta
Once, in a two-hour exam, I finished very early so I decided to lay my head down and close my eyes for a while.
I fell asleep. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only ... -
school O.M.G!!!
Right it was school asembly and it haddent started i was asked to come up and be the 1 to help the head right but so was this HORRID little boy in my class so he comes up and pances me nickers and ... -
Surely not!!!
Surely this kind of thing only happens in the movies?
I get home late at night after the longest craziest day at work. I've got an early start in the morning so am in a rush to see my bed... I j... -
Hump and Run
I decided to have one of my coworkers over to my apartment last night. We had hooked up in the past but i thought we were just going to chill. Anyways, one thing led to another and we ended up hook... -
So the jig is up...no Down!
When i was in the 8th grade i admired a lot of my older girl cousins. All 14 of my girl cousins are amazing, but there were 2 that i wanted to be exactly like Gabriela, and Maricela. Whom we loving... -
Crappy times.
I am such a loser (seriously i have horrible luck) that I have many, many stories to share with you all...
Picture this im 15 years old, a young lady enjoying life. (At the time its 5yrs later)... -
My classmate is a WHORE
damn it i was so embarrassed ... my whore clazzmates had a talk to me regarding with our project ... damn they all theey told me they dont like the design and they want the money back ? what do th... -
For me my Father is already DEAD ...
July 15,2009 my father died ... he died and im really depressed. The whole world stop to rotate and it feels so sad to think that ill be living alone. I cried every moment i reminisce things with m... -
..my dad andi had a fight ...!
..i had a bad time last night... my dad and i had a fight and it doesnt feel that good! our prelim exam is fast approaching and i dont have the money yet, to pay for it ... my mom is the only pers... -
Anonymous | 13/07/2009
Piano Lessons
After almost 5 years of destrangement, I decided to finally walk back to the light and restart taking piano lessons. I had a pretty tight piano piece by yann tiersen ready and went over the the cen... -
I'm iranian
u know how it feels when u'r iranian?
no matter if u'r being killed,arrested,tortured,u'r vote is just a piece of paper that u must drop it into the chest.no matter what u write.cos if u dont agre... -
Anonymous | 10/07/2009
Too high in Amsterdam
I'm in Amsterdam with mates and last night I did too many shrooms and lost control of my bowels. Yes, I shat my pants in public. I don't ever want to leave this hotel room. -
Anonymous | 29/06/2009
Receiving Someone Elses Award!
God knows what was wrong with me!. I went to a function today of a wildlife organisation. At the function, they started recognizing people for their good work. Suddenly, I heard my name and I rushe... -
pe test horror
it was a bright, sunny, good day, and i was taking a P.E. test with my classmates. there was a part of the test called frog-jump in which they measure how far we jump and girls are supposed to pass... -
my boy frined & I
It started from the time my boyfriend and I decided to get married. Things were fine before that. since then problems started to show.
I love him I die for him. you know he has to come to my pare... -
Anonymous | 20/06/2009
Moon-beams
Last night I was hanging with my girlfriend and a few of her friends, and we got bored so we started playing truth or dare. One thing led to another and as soon as we saw headlights i was dared to... -
Iran's election
Iran's presidential Election and Fraud in election.
Ahmadinezhad became president by manipulating the votes.
a lot of University students and pepple were killed in Iran.
it was realy a catastrop... -
Difficult to lie to parents!
I was really, really embarassed: I had organized, last month, a week-end out with my boyfriend - and my parents still don't know I have a boyfriend and I told them I was going out because of a meet... -
Bodog
I had a royal flush and I didnt go all in at the bodog poker tables, I should have!!! GEEZ -
lock the door, always!
was caught with my finger under my panties by my new boyfried. All because the door was not locked. -
Wonderful wedding
When I went to my cousins wedding and a guy there asked me to dance .I agreed and sfter we did we talked for awhile .Then when it was time to leave he asked for my number .I gave to him. Wondering ... -
Misstep
So a couple of years ago my youth church had a trip planned for Safeco Field (in Seattle, WA, where the Mariners play). Anyways, it wasn't very packed, especially in the cheap seats we had gotten, ... -
Anonymous | 10/05/2009
It's red.
My friend's grandmother gave me a ride home after we left our internship. When I got inside, I went to go use the bathroom and realized that I had gotten my period. Upon checking to see if it leak... -
Anonymous | 10/05/2009
Cat's out of the bag
I was hanging out with my cousins when they got ahold of my cell phone and began looking around it a bit more than they ought to have the right to. It just so happens that I sometimes use my phone ... -
Most Embarrassing Moment
When I was nineteen I had my first, and undoubtedly worst, sexual experience.
It wasn’t my choice to wait this long. I’d thought about it every day since I was eight, I just did not have a clue ho... -
oh so h8 mself
gosh should i write this? i'm afraid my professor would read this... hehe ... (and here is another embarrassing moment for me...)
Anyway, I am a graduating student and I am trying to make all my... -
Breadbin barf.
I once went to a rather posh party already pretty drunk. At the crowded do, I had a few more. I was dancing in the main room when I suddenly felt like I needed some air. The hallway was packed so I... -
Projectile Vomiting
This story came back to me after reading "Mmmm Chicken"
Way back when I was a about 19 I was down in leason street (a street in Ireland well known for its cheep and nasty clubs open till 2am a... -
MMMM Chicken
So i went on a date with this guy i used to work with. I was feeling a little carsick and i told him i might throw up. He asked if he should pull over...i said no thinking i could hold it down. I w... -
Anonymous | 23/03/2009
The taxi driver saw everything
So I was out on Saturday night with friends, had a few drinks but not so many that I couldn't remember the night, although I now wish I couldn't remember the night.
At around 2am I grabbed a taxi ... -
M-U-D-D-Y
not again... i would never want to have some form of diary here for future embarrassing moments...just past embarrassing moments perhaps...
Today, we went to the wet market...As we went to the p... -
Camping in the garden
One year during our summer holidays, a whole buch of us decided to camp in our back garden. We lived in a complex so we all shared the same garden. Anyways it was late into the night and we were ... -
My bum hurts
Was walking to work this morning in London's heavist snow fall in 20 years and slipped and fell on my arse on a busy road. Was made worst by the mobile phone in my pocket which I landed on.
Must ... -
mery
my meter box was humming; I looked around for a cause, couldn't find one. Went outside, was reading on the verandah; 1/2 an hour later came back inside and the humming was much louder. I rang the p... -
Happy New Year!
LATELY, I've changed my cellphone number. So I sent everyone in
my phonebook a message to inform them. I started my text message with "Belated Happy New Year everyone..." Later I told my mother... -
Anonymous | 22/11/2008
Lunch Confusion
It was in the first month of school in second grade at lunch. In first grade, our tables were dismissed to dump our trays, so we got up, dumped our trays and lined up to go to recess outside the c... -
Anonymous | 03/11/2008
life stinks
so i was in new york with my friends and i was wearing a short flowy dress and i walked over one of those vents that has air blowing up from it and BAM my dress flew up all the way to my face!! it... -
Down to reception in nothing but a towel!
Farking hostels!!!
So I wake up in my 6 bed dorm and head off to the showers, as I do every day. The showers on level 3 are pretty decent and they're not too far away from the room.
Have my ... -
Attempting to look super cool.........
Luck of the Irish Part 2
Whilst living in Melbourne Australia I met my then girlfriend (who is shortly going to be my wife) for a cup of coffee, I was wearing my new fitted black suit, new blue ... -
Cinema + bad film + fire alarm
So had some time to kill in town and thought I'd go and see Death Race (why not?). After a so-so hour and a half someone decides to add their own special effects in another screen and the fire alar... -
Oops!
So my friend that I've liked for a while asks me to go to the movies with him and some friends. So I say yes, and the he asks if it's ok if he kisses me. I think, then uneasily say yes. He acts wie... -
The Luck of the Irish.....
This one time in band camp...just kidding
Whilst working as a barman in a very well known Irish bar frequented by American tourists on a dark dingy Sunday afternoon, two young Canadian woman cam... -
infront of EVERYONE else...
This happened some years back, so if you know me (hopefully you don't) you might understand why i have turned out how i have.
I had been going with my dad and sister to judo for a number of week... -