Do Not ever in your life, pee in a cup.

I was at a fancy wedding i did not give 2 walrus shits about...It was at some famous guy's home..some Violinist or whatever ,sure he got plenty of ass when he was younger...

I felt a major piss quake coming through my urethra,i excused my self in front on the owner of the house with a cup in my hand and head to his "jacket room".

I already knew there were no bathrooms...and i could not even think about spraying my piss anywhere,since

it's the cleanest place in the world,so sanitized the Virgin Mary could release her holy mudslide in it.

I felt the roaring quake on piss flow through my arteries,my legs where shaking like they were having orgasms...

I had 1 option...Piss in the cup I was holding.

You know how it's like when you hold something for a long time and when you release it , it's hard and fast...or at least you've seen it...i'm talking about piss here...

I released the yellow juice , it hit fast and hard and sprayed EVERYWHERE during my 20 sec phase...It sprayed on his nice fur jackets...my face...my clothing...the piss bounced back and sprayed in my mouth..it was like being in a kids pool,piss was everywhere,it was like a major plumbing failure in a city where the piss from the toilet mixed into everything..and if you destroy a fire hydrant on the street 100 foot geysers of piss would be spraying out with kids dancing around it's mystical golden shower,later realizing its not water..

They obviously heard it sounded like a fire hose/viagara falls...and the owner of the house walked in and he caught me..with fresh golden urine on his walls...and 20 other people laughing at me as i walked out soaked in piss...

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