Farking hostels!!!
So I wake up in my 6 bed dorm and head off to the showers, as I do every day. The showers on level 3 are pretty decent and they're not too far away from the room.
Have my shower, get dry, brush my teeth and head back to the room. The farking access card has stopped working and there's no-one else in the room!
So, in nothing but a towel, I venture all the way down to reception (3 levels down) to get the card fixed where there's no less than 20 people waiting to check in/out!
The Danish school tour group were especially impressed.