Grocery Paparazzi

My Stepdad and I were going to go tothe grocery store to get food for the week. I was in my grinch pajama bottoms, my USC sweater, and my hair in a bun. In other words, I didn't look too decent. But oh well, who was I going to impress anyway? So I went to go search for milk and I kept passing by this worker who was GORGEOUS! He was one of the hottest guys I had ever seen. And usually that's rare because how many cute guys to you see at a grocery store, honestly? He looked to be a few years older than me, but on the bright side he kept smiling at me even though I looked horrifying. Well after my stepdad and I had gotten all the food we needed, we went to check out. Guess who got to bag our groceries? Yep, you guessed it: Mr.Hottie! I'm not a stalker or anything, but I really wanted to take a picture of him to show to my friends how hot he was. I didn't want to go up to him and say, hey wana take a picture with me?", that would be creepy. I thought I could be sly and just snag a photo quick. So I pretended to text and Snap! I got the photo. Unfortunatly for me, it cam out blurry. I thought he hadn't seen because he was looking dow the whole time. My stepdad told me to go get a Red Box movie while he paid so that's just what I did. Nothing looked good enough to pay a dollar for so I left. As I was walking back to where my stepdad was paying The Hot guy walked by me and said,"Hey, I can autograph that photo for you if you want me to." I WAS SOOOO MORTIFIED!!! I just gave him a look that implied "what picture", but it would have been better if I had actully said that because I Have been told before my facial expressions aren't that convincing. I wanted to leave ASAP. After that happened, I have never been back to that grocery store even when my mom has asked me to.

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