Hump and Run

I decided to have one of my coworkers over to my apartment last night. We had hooked up in the past but i thought we were just going to chill. Anyways, one thing led to another and we ended up hooking up. It didnt really last long and he sort of came really really quickly. After doing the deed he offered to get me a glass of water which I thought was really nice. I went to the washroom while he got it for me. I went into the bathroom noticed there was no toilet paper so i went and got some out of the cupboard in the hallway. I noticed he had put his socks back on and he rushed to try and give me the water. I`m like, no no i still need to pee, put it in my room or something. Anyway, i go back to pee, and when i get out of the bathroom literally a minute later, I went to look for him and he was GONE. absolutely GONE... I put my clothes on and rushed outside and there was ZERO sign of him anywhere. He really must have bolted. I texted him asking where the fuck he dissapeared to and he said "I'm sorry, I'm embarassed" .... i tried calling him, no answer... so i just texted him back saying "BULLSHIT you're sorry. you a-hole".

lol

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