Porcelain Download
I've never been so embarrassed
oh dear. So i woke up this morning feeling reeeeaaallly cold. I stayed in bed for what must have been a couple of hours trying to get warm... as in bed would be warmer than out of bed.
I caved, I couldn't lay there any longer as I needed to go to the toliet - a number 2, to lay a cable, a procelain download.
I popped to the toliet and done what nature required me to do, whilst sitting there i thought that a nice shower would warm me through and answer my cold problems.
The shower wasn't all that hot, but it did the job. tippy-toe-ing around the house (trying not to wake my girlfriend) i got dressed and quitely relax in the living room.
A SCREAM came out of nowhere... I rushed to find my girlfriend, and i looked at the toliet and my deposit from ealier on was still sitting there.
Oh no. i can't believe i didn't flush.
