Tater went to hear a feller he knew play the piano at a bar. His wife was signin there at the bar, and although Tater never met her before, he heard she was pregnant. When they was on a break, ol Tater went up and complimented her on her healthy glow. She said "What you mean?" and Tater said "You're pregnant, ain't you?"
She weren't.
Then Tater got so drunk he forgot to pay the bill. She paid it, and Tater had to go back the next night and give her money.