When I broke up with my now ex, it was a mutual decision. He was a dick and I'd put up with him for so long because I loved him (although I think I'd come to hate him more than I loved him because he was such a prick).
Less than 2 days after we'd broken up, we were chatting on msn. He told me that our break up had made him grow up and that he was such a different person now, all thanks to me. And then he proceeded to shove it in my face that he now had a new girlfriend and they loved each other already. After 2 days??? The lying wanker! They'd met months before our break up and I bet he was hiding her until he gathered up his courage to break it off with me. I'd wasted over 4 years with him, the stupid turd.
I suppose I should've gotten rid of him ages ago for being such a shit. Even now that its all over I'm still wondering whether he was cheating on me before our break up.
It must be easier to be a lesbian! Except that they'd need penises :)