murphdjs's Badhaps

Lying cheating hair cutters! - I was ripped off
So I've been going to this hairdressers (Supercuts in the Plaza, London) for over two years now. They have a loyalty card scheme where you get a stamp every time you get a haircut. I had about 6 (o... 1 Comments

My shoes are trying to kill me - Other Badhaps
I went home and got 2 pairs of shoes for £40. "Bargain!" I thought. No. Both pairs of shoes have the slipperiest soles ever. I swear they have never heard of the word friction. Yesterday I ne... 1 Comments

Night bus sardines - Hell is commuting
After a nice friends birthday in a poncy South London bar (The Lost Society) I decided to brave it home on a night bus back to far East London at3am in the morning. Thus ensued an hour of standi... 0 Comments

Cinema + bad film + fire alarm - I've never been so embarrassed
So had some time to kill in town and thought I'd go and see Death Race (why not?). After a so-so hour and a half someone decides to add their own special effects in another screen and the fire alar... 0 Comments

Sodding London Underground - Hell is commuting
The Central like got completely suspended last night due to a "radio malfunction". It was probably some silly twat just causing feedback in the office. Anyways, this stranded me in Bethnal Green wi... 1 Comments

Where you left them... - Have you seen my keys?
Misplaced my keys a few days ago in the house. Upon asking my housemate if they'd seen then their massive intellect managed this response: "Are they where you last left them?" "No you fucking... 0 Comments

Some arsehole purloined my bag!!! - I've been robbed
Was at the pub a few weeks ago, put my bag down in the collective pile, turned away for one bloody second and some fucker made it off with my laptop bag!!! Jokes on them though. Was only a coupl... 2 Comments