Crimin N' Rhymin
My car was stolen
i parked my wheels outside some council flats, caught a (shitty) movie, then came returnville and it had ding dong disappeared. just like the cops said it would, it showed up a fortnight later a few towns away with - the front and back left lights smashed in from SEPARATE collisions, EVERYTHING of value taken including: two sweet pairs of sunglasses, my skateboard, dvds, cds, my friggin PASSPORT - like that criminal motherfucker is thinkin of travellin to the galapagos islands or sumthin, AAANNND they'd ripped out all the plastic surrounding my hand-brake to get to the few shiny coins trapped underneath. plus they changed all my radio stations to POP shit (for realz) and used the ashtray which i never use cos cancer sucks but in this junky fuck's case i hope it rules his lungs hardcore...
