Got rudely woken up at 4 this morning by a wasp and 2 of his really aggressive pals. It must have been trying to walk on my face while I was asleep and I must have tried to move him along as the little bastard stung me on the side of my nose! Imagine suddenly being awake but not really knowing why you are suddenly awake, and only knowing that the side of your face is throbbing and sharp pain is making it's way up and down the right side of your skull. I spent the next 45 minutes frantically trying to destroy the 3 angry insects , who decided it would be brilliant if they congregated around the light bulb to maximise my retina burn, with a shoe. Now they are dead and I am left looking like I've had half a 'Mickey Rourke'. Happy days.